Someone do my shopping for me:  I’m going to be bridesmaiding in a semi-formal evening wedding this summer, and I need a knee- to shin-length navy/dark blue cocktail dress, not strapless with no crazy sequins/crazy details or uneven hem.  I’ve checked Macy’s, Nordstrom’s, JCrew, Express, Banana Republic, Limited, Ann Taylor, White House/Black Market, Hobb’s and Dillard’s and I can’t find anything.  I’m old and I don’t want something super trendy but I also don’t want to look dowdy hellllllpppppp